Friday, April 10, 2009


Dear Lou,

Please keep Alfonso Soriano in left field all season. He'll surely cost you a handful of games, allowing the Brewers, Cardinals, Astros, Reds, or Pirates to stay closer in the NL Central, even though your team is the most talented.

He's pretty terrible. The above photo is the result of him having no clue what happened to Bill Hall's routine popup pretty early in the game. Later, Soriano misplayed a line drive by Rickie Weeks that scored the tying run in the ninth inning. The Brewers won it two batters later.

That's one, Lou. You can blame it on Kevin Gregg if you would like. In fact, go ahead and do that.

Just leave Soriano alone. On second thought, he's just fine out there.

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